Corporate Policies

What if your office issues new corporate policies such as these? Insane indeed! For the win! Click on the image above to view the whole image. 

Lovers In Pares

Last night, my partner and I were discussing over phone on our plans for our monthsary meet up.

Ryan: San tayo sa Wednesday?
Burrby: Ikaw...
Ryan: Hmm. sa pares na lang.
Burrby: ...
Ryan: Alam mo kung bakit?
Burrby: Bakit?
Ryan: Para masabing "Lovers in Pares" tayo.
Burrby: *uncontrollable laughter*


Corny to the nth level. One of those spontaneous hirits from yours truly. But in fairness, bumenta sa kanya.

Photo credit to djbrixx.

Bitter Ocampo

Bitter Ocampo -- A filipino gay linggo referring to sour graping people. Derived from a popular actor's name (Deither Ocampo).

While browsing PinoyExchange.com earlier, I stumbled upon this particular image on discussion thread. A literal visual interpretation of Bitter Ocampo. Diether Ocampo on the body of a bitter melon (Momordica Charantia Linn). ROFLMAO.

Credit goes to the owner of this image.