Beef or Pork?

At Steak Plus Timog at around 2:45am this morning. Sumakit ang ulo ko kay manong waiter while placing our order…

Ryan: Dude, yung bang Callos Allejandro, beef or pork? (I don’t eat pork kasi)

Manong Waiter: Oo

Ryan: Ha? So ano nga yun? Beef or pork?

Manong Waiter: Baka.

WTF!?!? Ang labo kausap. haha.

I ended up eating Puttanesca instead. I think he misheard me naman. Sabiko kasi "Pu*****a!" then bigla syang umalis. After a few minutes, hecame back with Puttanesca. *chos!